Drunken Master

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.

Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.

by john September 18, 2003

master of dong

Someone male or female who has mastered all types of dong.

Dyaln is the master of dong.

by herffish96 February 8, 2015

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

mastardylan

hes a bum trying to trade robux for cars in roblox he's a bum who cant get a job and lives on the street with a cellphone

beware of scammers kids

mastardylan is a hoe

by scammersaregay4555 July 14, 2022

master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003