dutch moment 

A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.

Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.

dutch moment by i.can.row. July 3, 2008

Sydney Moment 

when one makes a stupid comment and thinks they are smart or when some one is pleased with somethin they did when they did it totally wrong

"2+2=6 thats totally right"
sydney moment

Sydney Moment by Kile Donzales February 28, 2009

black and gold moment 

when you want to be with your partner instead of being where you are.

as sung by sam sparro

tom: later guys, i want to go home and see emma
lee:you having a black and gold moment?
or
james: i miss her so much, hate these black and gold moments...

black and gold moment by the grim reaper's valentine June 8, 2009

blonde moment 

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.

Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.

blonde moment by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005

Margerita Moment 

Applied to a moment of extreme ditziness, generally without realising how stupid you sound/act.

4 people are ordering a pizza.
A: "Do you fancy a Margerita pizza? But with extra cheese?"
B, becoming confused between a Margerita Pizza and a Margerita cocktail, replies, "There's no cheese in a Margerita! Only lime and salt..."
Then the realisation that they are idiots dawns.

Margerita Moment by Stepham_89 June 14, 2004

hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

hat moment by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

James Moment 

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher

(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!

James Moment by xYamakunx May 4, 2009