One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Vincent kick

No please you dont have to do that I have a family. Sure there dark but you dont have to do that. Dont orphan my kid

Hit him with that Vincent KICK!!!!!!

by Dark Vincent April 27, 2019

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021