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Homeless Juice 

The juice of a homeless person usually located on the inside of the non homed object.
I drink homeless juice everyday because it taste yummy.

Apple juice in a wine glass 

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

Crow juice 

A drink drank by the crow gang
“Can I get 3 crow juice”

“What?”
“3 crow juice”
“What?”
“3 vodka lemonade and black currant”
“Ok”
Crow juice by B1G Z March 6, 2020

Calcium Juice 

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'
Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*
Calcium Juice by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020

staph juice 

when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out
logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .

Scissor Juice 

The secretion produced as the result of lesbian love.
I don't want scissor juice on my new bed.