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Michael Jackson 

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
“Last night I got so Michael Jackson’d”

Percy jackson 

My type+handsome in the official art.Son of Poseidon.I don’t care if he has dyslexia and adhd.Exactly what I want for a boyfriend.Best book besides Harry Potter.Rick Riordan did a nice job.
Percy Jackson’s objectively attractive. ... From descriptions, you can gather that Jason is handsome, but I don't remember specific moments where he was openly described as good-looking by somebody else, other than maybe Piper."
Percy jackson by Celestecakeee July 17, 2025

Assgas Jackson 

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.
He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.
Assgas Jackson by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

Raja Jackson 

To Raja Jackson means to uncontrollably beat someones face while they're unconscious and you're in full mount.
I will Raja Jackson you if you don't respeck me.
Raja Jackson by johnnyspseudonym August 24, 2025

Michael Jackson 

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman
Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson by anonymous August 25, 2025

Michael Jackson 

when you legit js rape a fucking child
Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him
Michael Jackson by Elemgey September 4, 2025