Jam

An abbreviation of the welsh word "jaman", this is an exclamation used when a person says something with a degree of certainty, which is immediately contradicted by the words or actions of either the same or some other person, or some other event.

Friend 1: I did not sleep with that ugly girl!

Ugly Girl: I had a great time last night, call me!

Friend 2: Jam for you!



Flatmate 1: I know there are no tickets left for that comedian next march!

Flatmate 2: Well I just bought 2 tickets for the the late show online, so jam for you!

by colingra February 12, 2009

JAM

This is an abbreviation for "just a mustache". It refers to the popular style of past of men sporting "just a mustache" without any other facial hair whatsoever. JAM was popular in many decades before the 1980s, but seems to have gone to the wayside since then. Often, men sport JAM in situations almost as a joke. This term was coined in the 1990s in Sarnia, Ontario and anyone who thinks they coined it before then may have done so concurrently, but not before me.

1. Magnum PI has JAM.

2. Hitler had JAM....it was a toothbrush JAM.
3. JAM rules.

by simonchuck June 21, 2009

Jam

When a group of people come together to chill and relax

Jam Meaning: to relax or chill out

Me: Hey Matt wanna jam round mine?
Matt: yeh sure bro

p.s Fuck you Alexandra Forsyth

by Con759 March 6, 2013

Jam

Sort of a muddle, stuck, frustrated.

I'm in a jam!
John is in a jam with his maths homework.

by Someone you know in real life October 13, 2021

jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016

jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina

jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )

by meelie February 20, 2023

urban jamming

urban jamming is freestyle improvisation in within and with urban space ... typically used by parkour, skate and cycle crews. Installation, street and performance artists, buskers, photographers, filmmakers, artivists, subvertisers, disrupters ...

let's go some urban jamming bruv

by darryl darryl March 30, 2017