Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish Serenade

nightly drunk yelling matches outside nearby pubs you hear from your home

I could hear the blokes last night at the pub. They were singing me an Irish Serenade.

by hatebigwords July 11, 2024

Ibishu Pigeon Day

Ibishu Pigeon Day, celebrated on July 20, is a special occasion dedicated to honoring the beloved Ibishu Pigeon.

1. "Don't forget, today is Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
2. "Happy Ibishu Pigeon Day! How are you celebrating?"
3. "Guess what? It's Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
4. "Time to celebrate! It's Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
5. "Did you know? Today is Ibishu Pigeon Day!"

by Nobody yet July 19, 2024

Irish Faggot

A faggot, typically Irish.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, do you know who Philly is?

Guy 3: Yeah, he’s an Irish faggot.

Guy 1: wtf, I asked Guy 2, not you.

Guy 2: He’s right, though.

Guy 1: Yeah you are right, tbf.

*All Guys laugh and high five*

by Vikram de Bosch July 28, 2024

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024