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Ham Sandwich

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.
by westernoman August 13, 2024
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Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.
We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!
by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023
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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman
Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
by bizzeb August 27, 2019
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Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)
No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.
by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011
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Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex
Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker
by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016
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