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fruitbooter

What the superior extreme sports call the rollerbladers, this is used in a harsh way, which is fully correct because skateboarding is clearly better than rollerblading
skateboarder: "GET OUT OF MY WAY FRUITBOOTER"

fruitbooter: oh im sorry im just hell gay and stupid because i rollerblade and dont know better, i wish i skated that way i could pull girls.."
fruitbooter by lukey_luke_321 January 7, 2008

fruit cake 

a doushe bagin quieer
brad pit is such a fruit cake
fruit cake by adam1234567890 November 13, 2009

Fruit Snacks 

a euphamism for weeeeed, reafer, marijuana, mary jane, zoom salad, etc.
Dude, do you have any fruit snacks?

Pack that bong with your finest fruit snacks.

Do you know where I can get some fruit snacks?
Any "Apple" hardware, whether it be a Mac, iPod or iPhone
Dude, I cant believe you spent $1800 bucks on that freakin' fruit!
Fruit by JScott3230 June 25, 2008

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Fruit cocktail

Eat beets until your piss turns red. Then after getting a blow job you cum on a girls face and then quickly piss on her face. Because your piss is red her face will look like a fruit cocktail.
The girl angrily wiped her face after I gave her a fruit cocktail.
Fruit cocktail by Arobb June 28, 2007

fruit loops 

cereal served in county jail....... never fresh, NEVER
Follow your nose cuz fruit loops stink, so stay out of jail !
fruit loops by low-one December 20, 2009