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Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ 

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

my fucking life 

The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

donkey fucking

when a guy is fucking girl from behind (ass or pussy) and she is making God awful sounds like a donkey. i.e. hee haw, hee haw. - when a girl i getting worn out from back side and she starts braying like a damn donkey.
i have the worst headache, i had to listen to my room mate and his whore do some donkey fucking last night for 2 hours.
donkey fucking by fuckthathotass69 January 30, 2017

bull fucking shit

An exclamation usually used to expressed surprise or disgust. The combination of bull and fucking to shit further adds to the emphasis of the intended meaning of shit. Similar in nature to Jesus Fucking Christ, Motherfucking Shit, or Chicken-Shit Motherfucker.
Football game: The ref signals out-of-bounds when the qb actually scored a TD.

Tony: What?! Bull-Fucking Shit!
bull fucking shit by The Teacher August 17, 2004