I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.

by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010

Dont feed the Troll

Not giving the attention a troll needs.

Adrian: AMERICA SUCKS!!!
Jay: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
Adrian: *laughs* I was trolling you, thanks for the attention XD
Jay: GRRRRRR.
Xavier: Dont feed the troll, Jay. Next time, when Adrian says something like that, think about if he's trolling or being serious.

by carafa0123 May 22, 2016

Glazed donuts

a girl who has recently engaged in sexual activities using her breast on a male organ

I took of her bra lubed up her boobs and gave her glazed donuts

by Ryan Hall May 30, 2006

Dunkin' Donuts

A sex game where the man spreads powdered sugar, honey, or condiment of choice on his testicles and has a chick lick the sack clean. Similar to T-Baggin', but with a some flava...

Emily wouldn't stop complaining about her hunger pains, so I let her eat my Dunkin' Donuts.

by James T. Nugent November 13, 2006

Donktard

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

dont pull a vittoria

"pulling a vittoria" is when you decide to look like an absolutely possessed demon in group pictures. you are doing this act purposefully and in so scaring children.

*takes a group picture in which a friend looks really hideous*
friend: ew dont pull a vittoria!

by chieffkieffdagoat January 26, 2021

dognut

The position a dog curls into before lying down.

Malone curled into a dognut before going to sleep.

by theoutwriter August 23, 2011