Designated distraction. 

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.

Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.

Designated distraction. by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010

Destructificate

the ultimate form of destruction, and annihilation frequently occurs in Algebra Class and/or Spanish. this is caused by eating chocolate pop-tarts, calling others in the class, or throwing erasers at others and scoring head-shots

dude i just destructificated adam i hit him in the throat!

Destructificate by mountain237 April 22, 2010

Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.

Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.

Desk Shitter by Deskshitter July 6, 2010

Desk Face 

The red lines that form on your face when sleeping in class

Mark got desk face when sleeping in physics class.

Desk Face by saltycod October 18, 2010

dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

dessert bowl by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011

Desvergi

- When someone is mistaking.

- Too bad

I just won the lottery. No you didn't, desvergi..

Desvergi by Simon Kjaer September 29, 2011

Desk Lugered

The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.

Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"

Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"

Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."

Rick: "Awww......"

Desk Lugered by Tinman762 October 8, 2011