National Poop Day 

The day after Superbowl Sunday.

As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.

Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!

National Poop Day by K-Slice33 February 25, 2011

Obama Day

January 20. The End of the World.

Are you going to school on Monday?

Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up!

Obama Day by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 20, 2009

national cock sucking day 

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.

GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)

national cock sucking day by catfishhhhh October 15, 2008

valentine's day 

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.

Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!

valentine's day by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007

St. Noob's Day 

The original date in which the word "Noob" was created. the exact day is not known therefore people have made there own dates. officially the dates are as follows, 4th of January, 23rd of March, 1st of August, and 13th of September. on these days it is considered ok to act like a noob.

Person 1:"Dude why are you noob-tubing everyone?!?!?!"
Person 2: "it's alright man it's St. Noob's Day today!"

St. Noob's Day by FunkyHat July 26, 2009

snow day 

The best school day(s) of the year. Usually despised by those who have to work.

"It's a snow day, so feel free to sleep in."

snow day by Psylicide November 12, 2008

National Girlfriend Day 

Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that

National Girlfriend day
Boy: texts girl friend i love you out of the blue

National Girlfriend Day by ChickenLad October 29, 2019