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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme

When one shoves a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme into their ass, then their partner attempts to eat the Crunchwrap as it is pushed out. the partner does not stop after the crunchwrap comes out and washes it down with the log in which was pushing the crunchwrap out in the first place
person 1; yo i heard you and nicole do freaky ahh shit.

person 2; I mean yeah obviously, we did the Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme last night bro.
by Its coming January 9, 2024
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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023
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capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.
" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024
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'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
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