captin

a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts

CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!

by sweet david November 14, 2010

Captian Margwar

Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...

I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar

by MicahG5 October 19, 2004

capitain hook

when a guy jizzes in/on a girls eye...and then kicks her in the leg

dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook
other dude: hahahahaha.

by shutthe fuckup November 26, 2006

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

DA Co-Captains

1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP

and

2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people

Da Co-Captains are the illest drinkers ever.

by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

captin duesh

refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop

hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop

by haha yea February 8, 2004