chronic sad ass 

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye

Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”

chronic sad ass by Sad neck October 31, 2019

2020 Slap-Ass Year 

The year 2020 is the year of ass-slapping. The art of slapping ass is celebrated throughout this whole year, so that everybody can dedicate their passion to this act.

Have you heard of 2020 Slap-ass year? It's the year of ass-slapping!

2020 Slap-Ass Year by Lil' Melwin January 31, 2020

scoop dat ass 

When a male and female are embracing and the male picks up the female slightly by the ass.

Chad said about longtime girlfriend Kendra. "I scoop dat ass on the daily!"

scoop dat ass by Sazah fish butt February 10, 2015

Bite my shiny metal ass 

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

showing naked ass 

When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters

lil Jalen has been riding slab and showing naked ass to all the haters

showing naked ass by patrick hawkins October 3, 2017

straight from the apes ass 

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

straight from the apes ass by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

snorkel my ass 

it’s when someone puts their face in the ass

“babe”

“Yea”
“Can u snorkel my ass tonight”

snorkel my ass by deddy joe December 29, 2018