Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

waffle nugget

what a 10 year old would call you in place of calling you a right cunt when they can’t actually your a right cunt

well you’re uh you’re a waffle nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth June 11, 2025

girls waffle

It's a women's vagina

Hey chase did you see that girls waffle sticking out?

by knowledge freak January 23, 2015

Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Stroop Waffle Style

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.

“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style”

by lilpribs January 14, 2022

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022