Chin Tits

When a woman has a double chin and pushes her breasts up underneath them at the same time.

I sure wouldn't mind titty fucking that fat whore's chin tits!

by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010

cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011

seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*

wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?

by sloncher May 31, 2010

Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello

see those jello tits

by MRT September 14, 2012

four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.

John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

Tit Squirt

A name to call someone as an insult, or just for fun. Instead of words such as, "bitch", "dick" "tard"...etc

"Your mom's fat"
"Shutup tit squirt"

"Yo tit squirt, save me a seat in class"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Avalanche Tits

When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.

She took off her bra and the groud shook, I ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche tits.

by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014