Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

ass hour

The hour to eat ass. 7:15am.

Wow! Is it ass hour already?!

by Assman426 May 14, 2018

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason

Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker

by Ass wanker April 11, 2021

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 04, 2023

Slobber Ass

One who has had their ass eaten; gender neutral and does not matter if the individual liked or disliked it. Can be used in name-calling, or to turn another individual on, if they both enjoy it.

You're a real Slobber Ass.
I hate being a Slobber Ass.
Go fuck yourself, ya Slobber Ass.
I want to be your Slobber Ass. ;)
Want to be my Slobber Ass? ;)
I'm going to make you squirm tonight, Slobber Ass.

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

Bark ass nigga

A really loud person

Person 1: ayo check this out! (Proceeds to break shit)
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.

by Nollie August 22, 2022