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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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freak my geek

as in "That humongous spider totally made me Freak My Geek!!"
by Celtilic May 20, 2014
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eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.
Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."
by [Tar]Shadow December 1, 2017
mugGet the eat my tunic (emt)mug.

Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers
You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer
by Efan_ July 25, 2025
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Duffy my Texas

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.
by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
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