dick

A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.

That Pete was a dick at work today. He should’ve apologized for his obnoxious behavior.

by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019