Chocolate Thunder

When a fat black person twerks

Guy: Hey Requise show me some of that chocolate thunder!

by Pie in my eye December 14, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Rolling Thunder

A large stock option position with the intent of a large gain.

I just hit on my ‘Rolling Thunder’ position in Tesla.
Feb. 2021

by plazmastox February 24, 2021

double tender fuck

when you eat a crispy juicy tender

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender

by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

love-thunder

Love-thunder means to queef. Better thought of as, the thunderous sound sometimes created by the act of coitus.

"excuse me sir, it is more polite to refer to a queef as love-thunder"

by ImNotSmokingCrank March 20, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021