top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 05, 2011

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!

by dj gs68 July 13, 2003

Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.

"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.

by tj24hours September 12, 2014

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde May 16, 2011

Post-Op Top

That fire head you get after a medical procedure where your still flying high from any drugs they gave you to knock out.

I just got post-op top and I busted the mother of all nuts.

by bean116 March 08, 2021

Tea party top

Oral sex from a Bostonian

Boys, I just got that tea party top!

by Dr t June 27, 2020

sucked cock to the top

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

by Hugginold Bear May 30, 2007