dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 15, 2013
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home dump

Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
by TheJIB November 12, 2022
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sucker dump

Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass
Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight
by Fuckemoff January 04, 2018
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dump phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.
by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018
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Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022
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laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.
It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping
by jake burrito July 08, 2010
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Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.
John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
by Edward C. Microwagious IV March 23, 2018
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