When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006
Get the St. Bernard Sandwichmug. A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006
Get the ham-sandwich manmug. When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.
That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
by onecb December 27, 2007
Get the Nicaraguan Crab Sandwichmug. by tainted Bebop November 9, 2006
Get the tuna fish sandwichmug. emuff said
by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003
Get the toasted cheese sandwichmug. A portable method of dining upon meat and cheese. Roast beef and a cheese slice of whatever sort is placed between 2 pieces of bread, or 3 for a double-decker, 4 for a quad decker, etc. Sauce and vegetables are usually preferred.
by kvkvjkvgcgcgh v vo July 9, 2011
Get the Roast Beef Sandwichmug. Meatball Sandwich occure when someone named Ian creates a gerbil suit from the skin of live gerbils and prances around his living room alone.
by Ian Kristenson March 17, 2004
Get the meatball sandwichmug.