rusty sherrifs badge

It's when a guy does his lady up the butt, and blows his load in her belly button, with little flecks of brown poo floating in the jizz.

I had a hard time cleaning my rusty sherrifs badge after a weekend away with my boyfriend.

by Lee72 September 25, 2007

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

Rusty Guardrail

A guy does a chick up against the wall, and she then precedes to start shitting. the guy rubs her back and forth on the wall smearing the shit, and making a line that looks like a rusty guardrail.

I gave my girl a rusty guardrail last night and made her clean it up this morning.

by DbWade October 2, 2007

Rusty Shotgun

The act of inserting an open can of beer into the anus of another person, poking a hole in the bottom and having them fart the beer into your mouth.

Thank you for the rusty shotgun. I'll go get us a towel.

by funk munk September 5, 2011

Irish rusty trombone

When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time

Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.

by J Daddy 2020 October 16, 2020

crusty musty dusty and rusty

a gen-z slang, used as an insult. may be used in any combination you like.
usually used by teenage girls to express how musty your ass is

how to use crusty musty dusty and rusty
"hi"
"get yo crusty musty ass out of my face"
"??..."
"you know what you did you rusty dusty-"
"SHUT UP YOU C R U S T Y M U S T Y D U S T Y R U S T Y A S S"
".."

by hellokityy? March 4, 2023