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Pussy Pest 

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.
Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.
Pussy Pest by pussypest March 30, 2021

Pussy Oppression 

The state of being the fattest virgin to ever be alive due to lack of affection or any attention of any woman. Due to so many rejection from women that you've become a woman hater and start to oppress pussy. Common traits of those who commit pussy oppression are misogynistic behavior, pedophilia, or the sad consequences of being a "nice guy". First red flag to becoming a pussy oppressor is being an incel.
Incel:*cries after rejected for the 20th* "I HATE WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"

Woman: "Hi you're cute."
Incel: "WOW I BET YOU SAY THAT TO A LOT OF GUYS! YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE WOMEN I BET YOU'RE A HOE. YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLES OF A MAN."
Woman: "This is pussy oppression!"
Pussy Oppression by Benefishit April 12, 2021

Pussy ass bitch 

Someone who is a piece of shit, abuses women & super ugly.

pussy desiccant 

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.

pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.

Pussy glow 

When a womans vagina was fucked by a man who had his penis covered in the liquid inside of glowsticks
Man:i love that pussy glow baby
Pussy glow by Kaine Griffis July 21, 2021