jesus lover

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.

Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!

by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

by Griff July 1, 2004

too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

by chaco14 June 28, 2010

The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

by fubsish January 28, 2010