Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

manic texting

When someone sends rapid-fire texts on various, non related, subjects without waiting for a reply

My mom got mad at me because I didn’t answer her rapid-fire MANIC TEXTING.

by DallasAnge January 6, 2021

(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone

I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text

by RedStarHippie December 23, 2023

National risky text day on march 3rd

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd

i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

by national days of the dictionar March 3, 2023

multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.

girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.

by pom toast May 11, 2010

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019