Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 07, 2011
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Magic juju tape

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.
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Magic McHugh

An Irish female who utilizes her charm to get what she wants from her fellow classmates. Usually of the tall nature, she befriends Persians and excels at track.
Maggie: Hey, how was track today?
Sam: It sucked, cuz of that darn Magic McHugh stealing all the guys.
Maggie: Oh. I see.
by OMGimamags April 14, 2010
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Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl
What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer
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magic glitter sparkles

something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.
that is so magic glitter sparkles
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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010
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Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
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