Jerk Hole

A self dug hole in the ground where one would perform a jerk.

Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.

by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023

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Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023

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Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023

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Jenky

When something appears to be extremely weird and out of place

@thrm marking out and sucking face in the bar was so jenky”

by Jenky mommy October 10, 2023

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Jerkadian Rhythm

Describes the frequency and periodicity at which one masturbates.

Bro #1: "How often do you jerk off, bro? I gotta bust a nut every morning to wake up right."

Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."

by thelonius_dunk October 11, 2023

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