I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.
by Tay&A January 29, 2019
by Anonymous February 15, 2004
Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."
Or at least what I think it means, now.
Or at least what I think it means, now.
Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.
by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005
by 🥺💗 July 06, 2019
To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.
by Fred April 04, 2004
Describing a person/thing that is ugly from the waist down. Some one that is a hot mess, not to be confused with hott mess.
by Jianei September 21, 2013
1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"
A: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*
by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch June 13, 2007