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throwing farts

To cup your hand around your butt hole and to fart into it. Close your hand Then throw it in someones face
Throwing farts into megans face gave her pink eye
by jimmerjim March 10, 2016
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Nuke Fart

When you fart is so loud and smelly it can be described as a nuke.
Mr Lababide, you just did a nuke fart, you nasty nutty boy
by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd November 21, 2019
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eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
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Fart-onable

A person who encourages and seeks out the opportunity to be farted on
I feel so relaxed with that chick. Shes incredibly fart-onable!
by Jay the confirmer September 19, 2019
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fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.
by dviv August 23, 2019
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fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.
Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."
by The Sabeys March 28, 2018
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Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.
"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".
by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018
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