Stone cold broke 

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.

Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.

Stone cold broke by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018

The Cold Painting War 

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

The Cold Painting War by Pissimism September 2, 2018

Bo Cold 

Antonym: Luke warm.

Not too cold; not too hot.

Origin: Hazzard county

Patrick left the baby in a bowl of Bo Cold water to bring it's fever down.

Bo Cold by Mufftracks May 24, 2019

ice cold queer 

Noun. Slang. Gay alcoholic’s favorite drink. Instead of an ice cold beer.

Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!

ice cold queer by B-rizzle June 21, 2019

California Cold 

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

California Cold by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

Xi cold 

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).

Seems they are left in Xi Cold.

Xi cold by pornstitute October 12, 2019

crispy cold 

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

crispy cold by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019