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cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.
Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK
by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021
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Cuckaroni and Cheese

An individual of the cuckold type so severe you can see the pain in there eyes. This said individual is hostile, sometimes armed and dangerous, and they are often triggered by minor inconveniences. Beware of the Cuckaroni and Cheese because one more fuck of his wife could be the last straw.
Wow guys, Sean let’s his wife fuck anyone but it seems like it’s starting to really get to him. He’s been acting like a real Cuckaroni and Cheese.
by Yeetermcskeeter April 20, 2021
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Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean
by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021
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Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.
"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)
by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022
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The Cheese Queen

The inventor of the cheese sandwich. The woman, Emily Miller, created this delicacy in 2001 in quaint Jackson, New Jersey. One can see her eating a wawa cheese trio, or munching on a grilled cheese. But, she is the cheese queen for the cheese kingdom with the cheese sandwich.
Random person: “what is the cheese queens wawa order?”
Random Person 2: “oh the cheese queens three? that is one everything bagel, dropped in cheese dripping sauce or mac & cheese, and a quesadilla, also dipped in cheese sauce.”

BOW DOWN TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OR ELSE!
by wheresphillip November 28, 2021
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Japanese Cheese

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.
My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.
by Wanjarthen November 28, 2021
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The Big Cheese

Someone who can be a very big criminal and/or may be wearing a hat, typically either a beanie or fedora. Often the head of a crime ring (Or multiple crime rings), similar to someone with the alias "Big Tony" or "Frank Sinatra". Will insist on being referred to as "The Big Cheese" rather than their actual name, even when talking with friends. Will have an odor of feta, cheddar, gouda, blue cheese, swiss, provelone, brie, American?, pepper jack, parmesan, or gerbils, but only one at a time. The true name of someone with "The Big Cheese" as their alias is often concealed, but have often been found to have stupid names that are one syllable and contain four letters.
Ryan's Friend: Hey, I think that "The Big Cheese" is kind of bad at Clash Royale.

The Big Cheese: I'm going to have my underling Smooth Jimbo rub you out for that comment, you sack of overused marmalade. Then I'll put so many holes in you that you'll look like that piece of Swiss Cheese I slammed down my gullet this morning.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
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