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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017
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zeb wooding

oh look, its zeb wooding.
by sproutyy April 4, 2022
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Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw
Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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wood panel

Basic, non stylish but unpretentious
Tyler’s new girlfriend is a total wood panel. She is a long way from the K-pop star be used to date.
by Chips n’ hummus March 13, 2024
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wood mushrooms

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith
by meisafairy February 15, 2020
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cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.
damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”
by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020
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