Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.

We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!

by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012

Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

ian watchman

That fat guy everyone loves

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"

by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013

table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013

storm watcher

A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.

It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.

by pentozali December 24, 2013

playlist watch

using a playlist to measure time.

instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.

"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"

by egyptiantigress May 18, 2014