boose poos

when you drink a lot of alcohol and get really wasted, the next day when you go to the toilet and take a shit,it comes out like liquid diarheia, thats boose poos

damn bro i was soo fuckin wasted last night that when i woke up this mourning i had boose poos

by Shaun Rajiv July 19, 2006

poo dragon

someone who possess the qualities of being prone to poo their own pants.

James is a huge poo dragon.

by poodrag June 9, 2009

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007

Ten in the Poo

Double anal fisting

"Dude, she's such a ho, she took ten in the poo and I still didn't touch the sides!"

by circuit38 December 14, 2009