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Reverse Bidoof's law

The comedy of seeing a porn comment, checking the commenters profile, and seeing their terrible political beliefs
BillOklahomaPatriot63 constantly comments on the posts of Trans porn stars, while posting about Trump and conspiracy theories. Reverse Bidoof's law strikes again
by BogBaloene February 7, 2021
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Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.
Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.
by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015
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Law of Compound Nerdfighting

100 Nerdfighters as a group can do things that 100 Nerdfighters as individuals cannot do.
Using the Law of Compound Nerdfighting, 100 Nerdfighters worked together to beat up the popular kid.
by imtheonlysane1here July 25, 2009
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Awesome Square Law

A mathematical relationship that states the following: When two entities of awesomeness come into contact with each other, the result is something super-awesome that is the square of the total awesomeness each one brought individually.
When Batman and Superman combined forces to fight evil, the awesome square law went into effect and created an unstoppable force of good.

Other examples of the Awesome Square Law include:
1. Kenan and Kel
2. Simon and Garfunkel
3. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
4. Karl Malone and John Stockton
5. Bert and Ernie
by kirupa February 4, 2013
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Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010
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Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away
And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021
by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021
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