A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time
by Magicarsewhipe April 05, 2009
by Full Bladder October 29, 2006
It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
by Tobe_meister March 08, 2010
A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.
by Aunt Bee November 08, 2007
A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
by MonmouthConglomerate October 05, 2009
The sweetest parkour/freerunning clan on earth!! Located out of shinnston, WV. Founders being Norman and Issaiah and quickly acqiring "Sensei Gary".. If you see a lime green S with an N on the inside, thats us.
Man I just saw some crazy dudes jump off of lumberport elementary! Wtf?
Oh dude! That was the Sidewalk Ninjas!
Oh dude! That was the Sidewalk Ninjas!
by WikiTichenor March 03, 2008
when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind
Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out
by Candy Ninja January 31, 2010