When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Literally the most Green Day song ever. No seriously, it's literally about Billie Joe Armstrong smoking grass at Christie Road.
Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking
by P_djay September 1, 2018

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by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020
