Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Nathan Polonski

Fun to poop with
Likes to have sex with Grandmas
He enjoys flabby pussy
and is a sucker for girls with big black cocks (Trannys of course)

Black Woman: Nathan you're so sexy, I want to fuck you with my cock
Nathan: Dear God, PLEASE NO! My dick is rising
Black Woman: Mine too, we can have a sword fight

*woman laughs sexually*
Nathan: MMM baby fuck me good
Black Woman: I will just call me "BIG DADDY"
Grandma: NOOOO GRANDMAAAAA.

NATHAN POLONSKI

by Stalkersssssssssss August 17, 2012

foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.

I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013

bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.

Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.

by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014