jizz nipple

1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.

2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids.

1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"

2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!"

by Mr Fuck Nose January 16, 2008

Jizz Oven

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!

"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"

by Krystena and Sarah(: May 23, 2009

Jizz Rocket

the act of having anal sex and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the jizz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having vaginal intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a " Jizz Rocket" on her stomach and snort again

" last night me and tina were having anal and i totally snorted my cum and shot a jizz rocket on her"

by D.O.D March 26, 2007

jizzbags

Scrotum. See also jizz

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

jizz canon

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jizz Wrangler

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010