by Don’t breathe drugs December 14, 2020
Get the Homemug. Nitin Kohli Home means a lifestyle. You know, totally love at first sight, knows your desire for your beautiful place. NKH peeps are lovely to talk to about your dreams, trusting them with anything in interiors and lifestyle.
by wordsmith.words November 24, 2021
Get the Nitin Kohli Homemug. by ivanraptor730 February 23, 2024
Get the Sweet home alabangmug. I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.
Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV
by Jerthehair March 15, 2018
Get the The Home Invasionmug. In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.
by destructodog December 28, 2024
Get the Home Depot Speedmug. The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
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