Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

Ham Daisy

Euphemism for a female rectum...

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."

by goatsbane June 17, 2009

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

apple ham

a general compliment

apple ham to you too

by youdontnnedtoknow February 2, 2021

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021