French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022

French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

french class

FRENCH EXPLETIVES

In french class-
Teacher: *in french* and the girl was walking and said-
Student: *interjects* FRENCH EXPLETIVES

FRENCH EXPLETIVES has two definitions:
1.cursing in french
2.its just FRENCH EXPLETIVES

by FavFrenchStudent22 November 11, 2022