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slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.
When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!
by E-go-go January 30, 2009
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Gay as a fish

A guy who is obviously and undeniably gay.
Usually used to alert another dude who's blind to the clues and doesn't realize is being picked up by him.
John: Hey Dan, have you met Tim? He's such a cool guy.
Dan: Is that the guy in your class?
John: Yeah! He and his roommates are throwing a party at his place and he said we're invited.
Dan: Dude, this guy is gay gay as a fish. If I were you, I'd watch my back.
by csguy November 1, 2009
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Fish Tail

Same as a whale tale when a g string or thong rides up pass your pants waist.
that stripper has a fish tail.
by Ben frashuer April 29, 2006
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fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.
by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007
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fish out

the brap brap brap brap feeling you get in your head when you inhale nitrous oxide gas (n2o gas) out of a balloon. happens in conjunction with the 45 second high when you're totally out of it. happens almost immediately.
dude that song sounded totally trippy as soon as i started to fish out.
by Bob Handle December 24, 2007
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retarded fish frog

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.
by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008
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Fish-Shop

Gaz: "I'm going to teabag you next time you pass out"
Hannah: "Oh yeah? well I'll fish-shop you when you fall asleep"
by z4g January 15, 2007
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