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Fart Muffin 

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.
Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Fart Muffin by maaayn November 3, 2015
Related Words

Fart Box 

(verb) to fill an enclosed space with anal gases; similar to hot box
1. "Let's go fart box our teacher's office!" "Yeah, she's a real bitch!"

2. "How was your roadtrip?" "Terrible! My boyfriend fart boxed me the entire 8 hours!"
Fart Box by Ms_TaySti8 December 6, 2015

fart-knocker 

someone who fucks someone while they relieve themselves of anal gas
that guy is such a fucking fart-knocker.

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.
guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

fart freckle 

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
fart freckle by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013

Fart Factories 

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.
The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .
Fart Factories by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017