Eastwood

v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. Eastwooding

Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012

Bob: Sarah fall off her bar-stool again?
Bill: Yeah. Man she was pissed... Gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.

by mudifoxx August 31, 2012

Eastwood

The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.

My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.

by ngngsoftorg September 1, 2012

Easter Basket

A Easter Basket is filling a clean, public toilet with huge solid pieces of oblong dookie. Then leaving it, where they all fill the bowl perfectly like a bowl full of eggs and french loaves. It's a perfect gift that surprises the next person who happens to open the bathroom door.

I'mma kill Tiffany! That nasty bitch left a easter basket swirling in the office's one toilet.

by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016

scott eastwood

Biggest babe you will ever find... he is a mix between a fucking amazing guy and a god. i'd love to marry and have kids with Scott Eastwood.

Damn i want to fuck me a scott eastwood
Scott Eastwood is a sex symbol

by scotteastwoodxoxo August 13, 2017

Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass

It means do things to you that I wouldnt even do to a farm animal.

Arab Dude: I have stolen our favorite goat.

Arab Father : Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass.

by Godthereal1 February 3, 2012

eastern university

A mid sized baptist college in south eastern pennsylvania that doesn't have students, but pods. eastern kids think that their shit doesn't stink and think they are holier than anyone else in the state. since they are so perfect, none of the students smoke pot, but go across the road to cabrini to get high. generally low class, eastern thinks they're hot shit in a champagne glass, but are really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

girl one: why does campus smell so bad?
boy one: oh, must be the pot heads from eastern university sneaking on campus again!

by phishingnet May 16, 2010

Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

by Santa May 3, 2004