DADS

Diarrhea After Drinking Shits.
The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release

shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad

Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.

by ScrambledMegs December 23, 2015

#1 Dad

Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.

I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!

by _Ai June 18, 2022

Jamie's dad

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.

Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason

by Mster105 April 24, 2023

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

Edgy’s Dad

Edgy’s dad decided to leave without saying anything. Disappearing for the foreseeable future

Tristan: Where did Brandon go
Greg: He pulled an Edgy’s Dad

by Rawrjarrr August 15, 2024